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Brevity
In poems an economy of language to aspire to wit: the soul of
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December 2010
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I got to my desk this morning and to the left, by my phone, I found a clear plastic bag with these brownish clusters inside. I examined it, thinking maybe it was some potpourri that someone left behind, even gifted. Then I logged onto my computer. Then I looked back at the bag, wondering if the contents were edible. No, they look mysterious. Just look away and ignore until someone claims it. I...
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February 2010
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The Treatloaf® FAQ
Is cold, leftover Treatloaf® as good as regular meatloaf the next day? Not really. A lot of excavation, so to speak, often goes into unearthing the treats from a Treatloaf®, so the leftovers are less appetizing than you might hope. Which isn’t to say you can’t remold this cooked rubble into a smaller loaf, jam a little something special in the middle and start all over again.
(via The Morning...
January 2010
15 posts
MoMA's Art Book Swap →
for Paper’s Word of Mouth Blog
The Cooper-Hewitt Takes On Rodarte →
for Paper’s Word of Mouth blog
Colin: circulate it: there's a rumour in The Economist that Apple's new toy will neutralize gender
There’s something about contrition that makes me want to throw money at...
– Mary HK Choi, The New Domino’s Pizza Recipe
December 2009
8 posts
"If this is your bag, definitely climb in." →
Too Much For Me →
Just Checking
me: are there gonna be any places we'll stay over new years that have pets?
Frank: no, hank hates pets
his childhood dog got hit by a car and he had no emotional reaction to it
Dear Diary, My mother’s friend Diane tried to kill me yesterday. She was over visiting with my mom, and when my mom went to the bathroom she pulled a knife out of her purse and started chasing me like crazy. I ran into my room and slammed the door—fortunately it has a lock. Diane went back downstairs, and then eventually she left. Should I tell my mom what happened? I know you’re just a diary and...
November 2009
8 posts
Yes, my followers, the complete celebrity-narrated... →
October 2009
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