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DEER ME A DEAR

I got to my desk this morning and to the left, by my phone, I found a clear plastic bag with these brownish clusters inside. I examined it, thinking maybe it was some potpourri that someone left behind, even gifted. Then I logged onto my computer. Then I looked back at the bag, wondering if the contents were edible. No, they look mysterious. Just look away and ignore until someone claims it. I opened my Outlook to check my email from the previous night. Hm, I thought, I should smell it first. That will determine if it is edible or if it is potpourri. Or if it’s trash. Then I opened the bag and stuck my nose in. Then I just took a handful and put it in my mouth. Mind you that I SMELLED AND ATE THE CONTENTS SIMULTANEOUSLY, meaning that I had not yet registered if the contents were potpourri/trash vs. edible at the time that I PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH. As luck would have it, turns out they were chocolate covered cornflakes and then I ate them all. Merry Christmas, everybody.

POSTED December 23 2010 @ 10:00 AM
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